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Russia Bans ‘Extremist’ Picture of Vladimir Putin as a Gay Clown

When the ‘tough’ guys start killing people and banning doctored pictures of themselves then that’s when it is time to really lay it on as thick as their makeup.  Putin, who cares if you are straight or gay?  Based on images, for which you pose, you just try too hard to ‘prove’ your masculinity.  Sticks ‘n stones, Putin, sticks ‘n stones.  To that end we offer our rendition of ‘V Lad Put-in’, which is an amalgamation of several other images floating around on the Inet.

Our next endeavors should be of the ‘Crazy Fat Kid’ and the ‘PJ Pukes’.

From dated 4/6/2017 entitled, “Russia bans ‘extremist’ picture of Vladimir Putin as a gay clown“:


Russia has banned a picture depicting President Vladimir Putin in heavy makeup as “extremist.”

Russia’s justice ministry added the image, which depicts the Russian president in lipstick and mascara, to its list of banned extremist material last week.

The Vladimir-Putin-as-a-gay-clown meme appeared after Russia introduced a controversial “gay propaganda” law in 2013.

The meme produced a host of images, and was even played on by Scottish brewery Brewdog for a special edition beer called “Hello my name is Vladimir.”

According to the description posted on the justice ministry’s register, the ban applies specifically to a picture posted on Vkontakte, a Russian social network, that is intended to represent “the supposed nonstandard sexual orientation of the president of the Russian Federation” and carries the caption: “Putin voters… they say there are lots of them, but there aren’t any among the people I know.”

The picture was one of several posted by a man called Alexander Tsvetkov which were banned by a court in Tver, a city northwest of Moscow, in May last year.

The “gay propaganda” law, which bans the promotion of homosexuality to minors, was criticized as state-sponsored homophobia and a sop to extreme a conservative constituency.

Mr Putin said at the time that the law was not an attack on homosexuality, which is legal in Russia, but an attempt to protect children.

The Putin photograph is the 4,071th banned item on the register of 4,074 banned materials that also includes Nazi imagery, white power slogans, and jihadist websites encouraging terrorism.

Earlier this week reports emerged of systematic torture and killing of gay men in Chechnya.

Novaya Gazeta, a Russian newspaper, and human rights groups said this week that they had seen evidence that security forces loyal to Ramzan Kadyrov, the president of the republic, had been rounding up suspected gay men, beating them, and threatening them with death.

At least 100 people have been detained and three people killed during the campaign, the paper reported.

The Russian branch of Human Rights Watch said the account in Novaya Gazeta was consistent with multiple reports the group has received from trusted sources over the past several weeks.

A spokesman for Mr Kadyrov called the accusations “absolute lies and disinformation”, contending that there were no gay people in Chechnya.

The spokesman added: “If there were such people in Chechnya, law-enforcement agencies wouldn’t need to have anything to do with them because their relatives would send them somewhere from which there is no returning.”

Which Sounds Most Like Trump, as President?

Moses:  Over 5,000 years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, “Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land.”

Roosevelt:  About 80 yeas ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, “Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land.”

Obama: Obama stole our shovels, taxed our asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land.

  • – Author unknown, written prior to Trump.

“Strip Down, Facing Me!”

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Fortunately, given the only alternative, I continue my sojourn through this life aging less than gracefully.  My hearing is getting worse particularly regarding higher frequencies (like soft female voices), my comprehension a little slower, and my reaction time continues to degrade.

That said, I refuse to be a victim and thus I got my concealed carry permit yesterday. In the afternoon, I went over to a local gun shop to get a shotgun and do some research on what handgun I would like to get for personal protection (the 12 gauge semi-auto is for home protection, to hell with Joe Biden, TURD).

When I was ready to pay for the shotgun and ammo I shuffled over to the check out area.  Once there the winsome cashier looked me over and said, “Strip down, facing me.” Being a Life Member I made a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok even in sporting goods stores. I then proceeded to do just as she instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader!!!  I later learned the ‘TSA’ on her name badge was just her initials.

As a reasonably intelligent senior citizen, I do not get flustered often. But this time, it took me a while to get my pants back on.  I’ve been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

I tell you, they do need to make their instructions to seniors a little more clear. Yet I still don’t think I looked that bad standing there as I had a long gun not one of them sub-compacts.